some recent marshallisms...

Can I have honey on my hotdog?

"That is my favorite game, I used to play it when I was a baby"...(Oso games didn't exist 6 months ago, buddy)

M asked to go into the closet under my my mom's stairwell. I told him it was dark. He shut the door screamed and then said " be brave, be brave, be brave." and opened the door. Self talk always gets you through.. At some point you realize you don't have to say it out loud for everyone around you to hear...

At my Mom and Dad's house, M needed to go potty. We were upstairs and my dad's bathroom was our only option. M said, "Is this grandpa's potty?" I said yes... He said" Does he poop in here?" I said yes he does....

We had to go to the health department so I could get some vaccines for school. B had to potty and some man had just evacuated the bathroom. We opened the door and M said, "Somebody pooped mommy!" loud enough for everyone in the waiting area to hear him. I said I know and I can't do anything about it, brother has to potty... He proceeded to cough and gag and say "fix it mommy, it is stinky!" over and over...I was breathing through my mouth trying to get out as fast as I could for my sake....